The Nerve
Wow.
The Chocolate-Hating Leach in my office is at it again.
She came after me with a tape measure. You have got to be kidding me.
I said "No." She persisted. I said "No." She whipped it around my belly.
She came up with her measurement. "Oh my God! You are already the size I was when I delivered and you still have 10 weeks to go! You're going to be huge!"
I said, "Bullshit." I measured myself. 4" smaller. Ha. Kiss my ass you nosey b*tch.
Ya know what? The next time I'm not going to be so nice.
This woman just slays me. Last week in a meeting she was going on and on how she inventoried over 100 workstations of furniture when she was 8-1/2 months pregnant. In either July or August heat. Hmmmm... Her kids were born in April and May.
Like I said. Next time I will not be so nice. Done.
The Chocolate-Hating Leach in my office is at it again.
She came after me with a tape measure. You have got to be kidding me.
I said "No." She persisted. I said "No." She whipped it around my belly.
She came up with her measurement. "Oh my God! You are already the size I was when I delivered and you still have 10 weeks to go! You're going to be huge!"
I said, "Bullshit." I measured myself. 4" smaller. Ha. Kiss my ass you nosey b*tch.
Ya know what? The next time I'm not going to be so nice.
This woman just slays me. Last week in a meeting she was going on and on how she inventoried over 100 workstations of furniture when she was 8-1/2 months pregnant. In either July or August heat. Hmmmm... Her kids were born in April and May.
Like I said. Next time I will not be so nice. Done.
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